wallpaperman's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[(2004) Peter the pickle!]

wow

was that a real pickle? oh why did he have to be so fat he couldnt even get up but then he got crushed and he deserved it because he was so fat and all his blubber fell out because he was so fat. fatman died and so did peter, poorpoor peter pickle and he got put in a blender and whoever did that voice knox or synj (danpaladna) or whatever really sounded like my mate.. weird. anyway great movie.

[(2003)Newspaper Monster]

hardeehar

the newspaper monster rules, i like the way he is yellow and steals newspapers, if they were real creatures though they'd be taken into science labs then tested and researched then found dangerous and shot, or put in zoos.

[Bubble Wrap (clay)]

compltetly random

"hey everyone a frog walks into a bar and everyone points at him like.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH" - that was the best part because it was pathetic haha. it must have been the longest claymation i've ever seen, i thought it would end after the energy blast. I know you were trying to compress it, but i think you did that too much you could hardly see the pictures. How did you make strawberry a picture on the cam instead of animating him, did you use a GIF animator or something?

DrNeroCF responds:

actually, the real thing is almost dvd quality... the SE will be a lot better quality.. i just won't be able to work on it until after these damn finals...

[(2003)Bored Bombers]

seemed rushed

the humour in this was not quite as good as the humour in some of your other movies, but still it was more funny than a zelda parody, and about 500 of them are sent into this site a day so I liked it, it was a break from zelda. Zelda was an OK game, I liked playing it but when i realised how sad people were making so much tribute movies towards it I started to stop liking start and now i hate it because it is so used, the only one doing well is legendaryfrogs and thats just because of some good pictures. I hate zelda so much now I wish the game was never made because it has ruined this site, adn it has ruined MY WHOLE LIFE!!!!!!! oh no the rubber ducky of death is coming hahah i am a huge fan of your stuff its really funny but i like your stuff because it is well done and funny but its all either clay or dubbed videos and you never animate in flash but nevermind because clay is OK. this seemed rushed, the clays walked to quick and just slid along and in your others they move smoother, smoother. Smoother they moved.

[(2003)A ROBOT]

what did you give him guns for anyway?

hahah that was hilarious why was he given guns in the first place, but everything worked fine and they all lived happily ever after... apart from that guy who got hit with a chair a hammer and got spat at by a rat, but the rat lived happily because he wasnt crushed by a human or die of disease or something like other rats, nor did it get exterminated by evil people whose job it is to kill "vermin" but they are, infact, the vermin themselves and it is the rats who are the protectors - the protectors of other rats. Humans have led themselves to beleive that rats are weak inferior creatures but they will one day rise up against us and kill us all. We should pay close attention to rats now and meet their demands before this happens, or we might end up with the same fate as poor poor Mike, spat at humiliated and hit by an "inferior" creature - a rat. Even the name "rat" implies a weak and poor creature, when infact it is us humans who are inferior. the robot was OK too, pretty funny voice.

[(2004) Glass of water]

oh yea man

oh yea this movie was superb it was just simply superb, it was so superb i think im going to shoot myself with a superb gun, but not as superb as this movie. -knox- is in my favourites list because his movies are superb, just like this one and just like this gun. yes simply superb. claymations are usually good, but not this superb!! any superb job knox youve done it again. i like the way it uses normal voices instead of gerat voice acting it adds to the hilarity, woops i spilled my drink AAAAARHGLLARGH haha only kidding, i would be dead by now if i spilled my drink but this movie was superb.

[NGTTVII Group A]

i was expecting more from a time trial

this has got to be the worst time trial that i've seen, the first one was so annoying I couldn't watch the whole thing, i closed the movie and reopened it to watch the rest - I really didnt like that

[Fun With Suicide #8]

hahaha

that was funny cuz it was so pointless haha the song fit in perfect too.. seen as he was commiting suicide and stuff

this must have been one of the stupidest cartoons ive seen on here (excluding all the "random" ones which just suck), but I mean that in a good way so well done

Livecorpse responds:

yep, well it was a pointless quickie, nothing great
later WPMan

[NG TimeTrial IX]

amazing

this movie was definitely the best time trial i've ever seen, i liked the kill bill parody one but it was a bit strange when the pirate was talking like uma thurman....

Luis' had amazing animation and was the best one (as always), but the others were still pretty damn good! great job guys

[Samurai Part One Of Two]

you are only 13 awwwww

OH NO!! your only 13 i better go easy, by the way go fuck yourself.

I am 13 and dont go crying for help, i dont wanna be treated differently to everyone else because i am 3 years younger than the average newgrounds member. I am 13, and i am better than you.

the graphics in this are good but your tweening sucks ass, try breaking up all different body parts like arms and legs instead of having him bouncing along.

Also you need some sound effects but all in all it was pretty decent, but please dont ask for help because you are 13. thankyou =)